(I can't believe I haven't done this yet. I'm kickin myself.)

Two years ago a friend of mine seemingly vanished into thin air a couple of hours after my brother and I talked to him. Detectives have no leads. And no one has a clue as to what happened. You may or may not have heard about it. It has received some national attention. His story was just featured on the E! channel's show about spring break tragedies.

Brian Shaffer was last seen at the Ugly Toona Saloona in the Ohio State campus area about 1:15 am on April 1st 2006. Please take a look at this website. Find Brian Shaffer. If you see him, contact authorities. Or grab him and don't let him get away. A lot of people miss him. He is a friend to my family.

All we are saaaaaaying........is give Benz a chance!

God. Some of these people are so stupid it's funny.

As we see here, this moonbat displays her dislike of war, and her affinity for the Benz.

Considering that Barack Obama - aka "The Messiah" - is the keeper of all wisdom, I was hoping he would be able to answer a simple question for me. Am I a "typical white person?"

Well I thought I'd give a rundown of my crackeriffic day, and maybe, just maybe, The Messiah himself would miraculously sense that I am a white guy in desperate need of knowing just how white I am? Well Barack, here's what I did today, so let me know if I'm a typical white person, you know, kinda like your whitey-white grammy that raised your ass....

Action #1) 6:31am - alarm clock/cell phone blares the theme to Rocky. Time to wake up. Or maybe not. I hit snooze and got my ass up about 15 minutes later.

Question to Messiah - I'd think that the "typical white person," you know, greedy, selfish, and stuff, would NEVER hit snooze on their cell phone. After all, they've got to get an early jump on stealing from the poor and oppressing minorities. So, does my "snoozing" make me an abnormal whitey? Or am I typical because I have theme to Rocky - a movie about a white guy - as my alarm, to counteract my non-white snoozing? And if I snoozed and had the theme to Shaft on there, would I be REALLY not white, and maybe even kinda sorta black?

Action #2) Sat at work from from 8am-10, then went on break. While on break, I smoked a Marlboro Light, which we all know are very typical white people cigs. 

Question to Messiah - What I'm wondering is if the fact that I took a break (very UNWHITE, can't stop stealing and oppressing, remember) make me not white, or does this again balance out because when I took my unwhite break, I smoked a white guy cigarrette? AND, what if I had taken a break and smoked a Newport? Would I be as cool as Snoop Dogg? Or if I'm lucky, Jay-Z? Or would I STILL be a typical cracker? How does this balance out? Let me know.

Action #3) 1pm - Went to lunch. Microwave dinner. Can of Mt. Dew. And for the life of me, I don't know what that makes me. I'm pretty darn sure I'm not"ultra-white" for that, because those whites are wearing suits and going out to "business lunches" where they talk about stock, bonds, slush funds, and of course, how to steal from the poor and oppress minorities. But on the other hand, I did sit at a table full of whites, unintentionally snubbing the blacks in the room, which could definitely make me a blatant racist. Barack, what do you think?

Action #4) About 3:30pm. Time for another break. But, on the way out, I notice a box with Donato's pizza in it. Yeah, it's not mine, but I love Donatos. So whatever, I just grabbed a corner piece and inhaled it. Now, stealing a piece of pizza isn't white, only stealing things like pensions are, BUT, and this is a huge but, the girl that bought the pizza was (gasp) A BLACK WOMAN! Quite a dilemna here. Does me swiping a slice of Donatos, which is very UNWHITE, balance out the fact that I took it from a minority? And how does that fact that I took a small corner piece instead of a larger middle piece matter? How does this weigh out, Barack, since you know, you're the expert on "typical white people."

Action #5) Time to go home. Clocked out when I was supposed to, walked to my car, left. Drove home, cussed at traffic a little, went left-of-center briefly to get to a turn lane as fast as possible because I spotted some minorities in the area, and all of us whites know that 100% of them just carjack people and stuff like that. So after all that, I finally arrived home to my whitey-white house, thus ending my typical whitey day.........or.......was it really a whitey day? Barack......I don't have an expensive car. AND....I smoked another Marlboro light on the way home. And I even dared to go left-of-center (more non-pension-stealing-lawbreaking) in my incredibly average car to get home. What does this mean? Barack.....AM I one of the typical white people you were talking about when you made this statement, which if was said by a white person about blacks, would have caused a shitstorm that would include calls for his or her resignation? Oh, let me know, oh wise one. After all, you are "The Messiah," the "keeper of all wisdom," the "Italian Stallion....er wait, nevermind. That last one was Rocky. (A movie about a white guy, remember) Guess that was just another whitey-white goof up on my part. My bad. Just let me know, Barack. I'm curious. And I need your priceless input.

(God I just love double-standards. Can you imagine if John McCain EVER uttered the phrase "typical black person" in any context????)

And does anyone else find it just fucked up that this phony bastard (Obama) has thrown his grandmother under the bus twice now?????? Dude. That's just wrong.

If someone else says it perfectly, then why bother trying. And in this instance, Mary Katherine Ham pretty much summed up why I'm one of those "angry white guys" that have some resentment issues. Here's an excerpt...

The white "resentment" that Obama speaks of does not primarily come from direct effects of affirmative action or the welfare state. It comes from the societal message that the majority of white people, who have had no part in oppressing anyone, are asked again and again and again to take responsibility for ills they did not cause (and, in many cases have been caused by earlier attempts at assuaging white guilt, like paternalistic welfare). They are lectured about creating a healing "dialogue" in which they don't feel free to speak, lest they employ the wrong politically correct buzz word and confirm their "inherent prejudice." They must feel guilt for "institutional racism" when many of them have never been a part of any racist institution. They're flagellated for benefiting from "white privilege" when many of them don't feel terribly privileged at all.

And, despite engaging in this years-long culturally honored guilt-fest to atone for sins they did not commit, they know that they'd instantly become trogolodytic racists in the eyes of the world for one wrong word, while Jeremiah Wright is excused and even applauded in some quarters for a 20-year stream of hate.

Bingo. That my friends is a homerun.

And in case anyone was wondering, Im just waiting and hoping for the moment that I get to tell some racist black asshole (or liberal, self-loathing white prick) to kiss my honkeycrackergringo ass when they dare to call me a racist for having an opinion they don't like. Yep everyone, that's right - I no longer care if I get called a racist. I don' tgive a rat's ass. My gripes and resentments are legitimate, always have been, and anyone out there that tries to push me around with the race card is gonna hear it. Loud and clear. I only hope that the rest of the people out there that justifiably feel the way I do will do the same. There is no room for doves anymore. Stand up and put an end to this bullshit, or shut up. Put the goddamn race-baiters in their place.  

I'm out.

This site makes fun of white people, but it makes fun of the white people I can't f*cking stand. I swear, I wish I would have thought of this. It's very subtle, yet very clever; so much so that some not sharp enough to pick up on it were offended.

Stuff White People Like

I laughed my ass off at this.

And for the record, I only fit into a few of these stereotypes. Does this mean I'm not a "real white person?"

Those aren't my words, they're the words of Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's pastor. He goes on a nice race baiting tirade in this clip, and also thinks the US is to blame for 9/11. Charming . I thought it was especially funny when he rants about Obama growing up in a single family home, yet failed to mention that Barack was raised by his white, cracka azz cracker mama.

After reading up on this guy and watching some clips, there is only one logical conclusion - the man is a lunatic. And I had said previously that I'm pretty sick of the whole "guilt by association" stuff, but the fact that Obama chooses willingly to attend this church and listen to this nutjob's angry and hate-filled rants reflects on him. No way around it. If he didn't subscribe to Jeremiah Wrights views on some level, he wouldn't be attending his church. Ole Barack has some explaining to do. He has called this freak his mentor, and in fact named his book after one of his passages. Democrats have to be shitting themselves right about now.

And for the record, I would spit in the racist and ugly black face of Jeremiah Wright if I had the chance. I absolutely hate this guy. If he were pancaked by a bulldozer tomorrow, I'd throw a party. But on the flip side, this leftover 60's garbage is a blessing for John McCain. I'd be playing clips of this asshat from now 'til November. 

Before I sign off, just one more thing - any white man that votes for Obama should be thrown into a pit and set on fire. Obama is a snake; a wolf in sheep's clothing. And people are on to him and his bullshit.

The site is jacked up right now, so I'll post the links...

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13 inches and counting here in Columbus. Localized estimates as high as 18 in some areas. I'm too young to remembe the Blizzard of '78, (we capitalize that here) but this is pretty darn bad. We've got more on the way too. Here's a few shots I  took with my lousy cell phone cam......from inside of course.

UPDATE: Storm total from Port Columbus Int'l Airport per the news: 20.4 inches of snow. Wow! Ohio really sucks!

And I say this honestly and truthfully: If anyone at any time dares to set foot in my house and give me grief over video games harming the environment, I'll kick their ass right there on the spot. That is a promise. I am not going to play Candy Land to amuse myself. Especially when I'm stuck in the house buried by over a foot of snow. Technology is a good thing, whether these nuts like it or not. (via moonbattery)

These totalitarian assholes can have my Wii and PS2 when they pry them from my cold, dead hands. Do they really not have anything better to do than harrass gamers??? Here's a little below...

HANOVER, Germany (AFP) - "I don't care, we're all going to die anyway," says 17-year-old Christian, to laughs from his friends as they play video games at the CeBIT it fair in Germany. (smart kid -ed.)

And another excerpt....

"The industry has not looked at all at the environmental impact of the games console. The amount of energy they consume, especially the XBox and the PlayStation, is massive. There is no evidence that they are acting," Al-Hajj said.

Greenpeace concedes that some improvements have been made, particularly by Nintendo with its Wii in terms of energy consumption and recyclability, but it says much more needs to be done.

Do not make me go Grand Theft Auto on your ass!

So tomorrow, I was thinking about going outside, dressing like a stinky homeless hippy, making a cardboard sign accusing Bush of roasting humanity, and screeching about how evil SUV's are all to protest against those contributing to global warming. By the way, I'll be doing this in the foot and a half or more of snow we'll have by then. And I guess I should mention that we're under a blizzard warning now too. Don't see that very often. Especially with all this crazy climate change stuff.

I really need to talk to Al Gore about this.

Good riddance, you fatass. I hope it was slow and painful. And I hope your 72 virgins are a bunch of stank ass French guys. Bitch.

Twelve militants were killed in a single missile attack on a residential compound in Khushali Wazir in the Mirali tehsil during the night of January 28. A loud explosion rocked the area at 11:22 p.m. According to well-informed NEFA sources in Pakistan, among those reportedly killed in the attack were senior al-Qa’ida commander Abu Laith al-Libi, his former deputy Abu Suhail, Hamza al-Somali (of Australian or US nationality), and Azzam al-Amriki (an a.k.a. of American al-Qa’ida member Adam Gadahn)

Should I gloat over this? Sure, why not!

Aaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha! Aaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha! No Adam, that's not a flying twinkie comin' towards ya! That's an infidel missle! Aaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!

Ok. I'm done.

Or as CAIR would like to put it, another "misunderstander of islam" goes nuts and shoots a bunch of Jews.

The 8:45 p.m. shooting at Mercaz Harav Yeshiva in the Kiryat Moshe neighborhood broke a two-year lull in terror in the capital and sent students scurrying for cover from a hail of gunfire - a reported 500-600 bullets - that lasted for several minutes.

"There were horrendous screams of 'Help us! Help us!'" recounted Avrahami Sheinberger of the ZAKA emergency rescue service, one of the first to respond to the scene. "There were bodies strewn all over the floor, at the entrance to the yeshiva, in various rooms and in the library."

I swear. What are we going to do about those wily "misunderstanders of islam?"

Ok....try and follow me for a second here....

1) Girl turns 21

2) Girl goes out to bar with friends

3) Girl buys many drinks

4) Friends buy girl many drinks

5) Girl inevitably ends up completely shitfaced

6) Girl dies, has BAC of .46 (gawd dayum!)

7) Parents sue bar for serving her

8) Parents sue friends for buying her drinks

Ok, ya get all that????

Now, I'll go out on a limb here and say that (aside from dying) this 21st birthday bash sounds pretty familiar to a lot of people. It does to me, that's for sure. I had a pack of friends throwing shots of firewater and god knows what else my way for a few hours, and I ended up trashed. Go figure. That being said, I knew what I was getting into. Big surprise here, but it wasn't the first time I'd been hammered. And just as we find out later about this girl, it wasn't the first time this girl had been hammered either. She already had two DUI's.

Her death, although untimely and tragic, is her own fault. Drinking enough to get a BAC of .46 is just unimaginably stupid. At some point, when you can't walk, talk, sit without falling, and are vomiting, it's time to quit, even if it is your 21st birthday. And believe me, I'm no saint or anything. This isn't a "holier than thou" moment for me in any way.  Hell, I've been known to throw back some pretty stupid amounts of liquor myself and then act like a complete fool, but never anything like that. I can't imagine what it was in her head that told her to drink that much. And folks, if I can't imagine it, it's pretty friggin stupid, because like I said, I too wasn't exactly the type to "drink in moderation" when I was out to have a good time.

So in conclusion, I guess that unless her friends, along with the bartender, handcuffed her and forced her to drink these shots at gun point, this lawsuit is complete bullshit. Just a guess here, but her parents may not want to accept the fact that their daughter just did something so stupid that it's worthy of a Darwin Award. Always easier to shift blame, right?

One last thing. If you're going to get shitface drunk, stop at about a .20 BAC. You won't die from that, and you can still have a good time, and usually, remember everything.

That was another PSA.

You're welcome.

I've never been that big into the whole "guilt by association" stuff. But after hearing The Human Hallmark Card's pastor give his views on this country, I think he's got some explaining to do, because if he subscribes to any of this stuff, he's not fit to be President. And if he doesn't subscribe to what this "pastor" says, then why is he even bothering with this church?

Watch this shit. This guy sounds like a deranged madman.

Charming, isn't he?

I find this kind of funny.

Normally, about 20% of the hits I get on a monthly basis aren't from the US. And most of them are from English-speaking countries. Go figure.

But this month for some reason, almost 20% alone have come from Sweden. Hmm.

There are now two certainties in the world....

1) Germans love David Hasselhoff

2) Swedes love Moonbat Monitor

LOL! Can they even read this stuff, or do they just like that Rambo Kitty at the top of the page?

Kidding, kidding.

Thank you Sweden. You rule. And you make great meatballs. Or something like that. 

Since this writer summed it up perfectly, I'll just link to it.

I have a feeling most of my readers fall into this category in more than a couple ways. It'll take you two minutes to read it.  

Enjoy.

I always thought that no matter how much people think they have an affect on the climate, that the object with the most influence over the temperature (gee...get this) is the Sun!

Who woulda thunk it?

And now it appears that global cooling may be the new rave for power hungry bureaucrats. I can't wait to see what kind of idiotic scheme they'll devise to combat this phenomenon. Should be interesting.

Read it. Very good article.

Anyways, I've managed to watch some of these Democratic debates between The Bitch and The Human Hallmark Card, and I did get one underlying message from both of them: This is a miserable country. So, after listening to them, I went out in search of the following miserable people that the two competing for the democratic nomination say are just all over the freaking place....

1) Sick children laying on sidewalks, vomiting profusely because they have no health care

2) Veterans missing limbs eating out of dumpsters

3) Single moms eating out of dumpsters

4) Minorities eating out of dumpsters, then getting arrested for it, cause ya know, it's that profiling stuff

5) Hispanics being strung up by the Klan

6) Evil CEO's walking the neighborhood stealing food from those same vomiting children

7) Muslims being strung up by the Klan

8) Elderly people being kicked out of their houses, beaten to a pulp, and then having their overpriced, corporate-made medicine confiscated for no reason

But, after a while, I gave up. I didn't find any of these individuals. None. No barfing kids layin in the road, no one eating out of dumpsters, no one being strung up by the Klan, no CEO's taking food from anyone, and no elderly people being tossed out into the  streets. Not a one.

But, being an eeeeeevil white male conservative, I have to assume that I was looking in the wrong places, because certainly, The Bitch and The Human Hallmark Card wouldn't be exaggerating now, would they? Everyone must be completely miserable, or they wouldn't be saying these things.

So tomorrow, maybe, just maybe, I'll again go in search of all of these horribly miserable people that were once destined for a life of wealth and happiness had it not been for Bush so I can see what this misery Clinton and Obama are constantly talking about is really like.........

Eh. On second thought, f*ck that. Tomorrow, I'm going to sit on my heterosexual white male ass, eat and drink whatever the hell I want, all while sitting in front of the computer to see what the values of certain precious metals are doing. And maybe I'll contemplate how to make my carbon footprint bigger, and if I get really motivated, I'll kick the shit out of an endangeres species, then eat it.

I love being an evil oppressor. It has some pretty sweet perks.

Think I'll give a shout out to all my oppressor peeps right now! Holla!

I guess you could say this study unintentionally proved my point. (via Jihad Watch)

Couple of excerpts.....

About 93 percent of the world's 1.3 billion Muslims are moderates and only seven percent are politically radical, according to the poll, based on more than 50,000 interviews.

So if I'm in a room with 10 muslims, there's a good chance one of them wants to saw my head off. Sure. Nothing to be alarmed about. Move right along.

In majority Muslim countries, overwhelming majorities said religion was a very important part of their lives -- 99 percent in Indonesia, 98 percent in Egypt, 95 percent in Pakistan.

Moonbat Monitor automated response: No shit!

Anyways, out of the worlds 1.3 billion muslims, 91 million would be radicals according to this survey. So you get an idea of how HUGE that number is, Here's a list of all the countries of the world and their population. If jihadists had their way, they'd have the 12th largest country on earth, slightly larger than the Phillipines, slightly smaller than Mexico.

And this survey didn't say anything about those that may sympathize, tolerate, or secretly support the koranimals. Consider that too.

Sure. Move right along folks. Nothing to see here.

My ass.

I won't comment too much on this, but if this is the "hope" that B. Hussein Obama keeps talking about, I'll pass. Big time.

Hope, captured in an email.

After reading that "hopeful email, maybe she'll get together with all her "hope-filled" friends and just go on a big old "hope-march" or something. Maybe stop along the way and whip up some "hope-burgers and hope-dogs, along with some "hope-soda" to quench their "hopeful thirst."

Sheesh.

These people get to vote.

Ok, so I have this gadget at my house that temporarily makes peoples' IQ drop for a few minutes, then miraculously return to normal. (Ok, not really, but it'll make this post better if you just play along) So what I'm going to do with it is zap myself, get stupid for a few, and turn into an Obama supporter to see what exactly goes in their puny, emotionally driven and inferior minds.

Ready....Here it goes....

ZAP! .......Feeling......dumber......and dumber.......dummer......dumer........duuuuuuh....

Well......uh.......

Let me see uh.....what things do Brock Oboma support? Uh....me make list....

Oboma is for da followeeng...

1) hope

2) change

3) bringing people together

4) kittens

5) hugs under rainbows

6) chocolate drops falling from sky

7) rivers made of love

8) free ice cream on thursdays

Uh.......dat sound pretty ok ta me? Wut doo all uv u tink 'boud dat?

Now....what iz oBoMa aginst? Uh....

1) evil people

2) freddy kreuger

3) evil rich people

4) mean people

5) evil wars

6) anything else evil i haven't listed

Ok. Yeah. It just wore off. And I think everyone understand my point. This guy is (can't remember where I heard this, but it fit sooo well) "The Human Hallmark Card." How many times can this socialist-in-disguise give speeches about "hope" and "bringing people together" before the mainstream media actually cares to cover his ideas and how radically left-wing they are? Gee......it's almost as if they're  (que eerie conspiracy music) pulling for him to win??? Hmmm......

With all the talk from "The Human Hallmark Card" about hope, I'd like to point something out real quick - I think I remember a movie called "Hope Floats," or something like that, and I'd like remind people, especially the drooling Obama supporters, that shit also floats. So big deal about hope. Do you really want to vote for someone because he's "pro-hope???" Good Gawd!

Barack Obama is the most unqualified empty suit to ever even think about running for president. And I will stand by that til the day I die.

On that note, I'd like to sound off another thing briefly.

I said I wouldn't vote for John McCain. Looks like I'm gonna have to go back on that one. Because personally, considering the "group identity politics" that are more important to people now than actually voting for someone based on their actual views, I, as a European-American, feel that John McCain, a fellow European-American, would better represent me because we are both European-Americans. We have undoubtably been through a lot of the same European-American experiences, have the same sort of European-American interests, and must certainly have the same European-American political views. I feel it is my duty as a European-American to support a European-American for president, and this time, I will vote for European-American, John "European-American" McCain, because as I think I've stated, I am a European-American, and as everyone else in this country, I am expected and darn near required to vote for someone for no other reason than the fact they look more like me than the other candidates. Views mean nothing. All that matters to me is getting a European-American into the White house so he can raid the treasury and get entitlements handed to myself, a fellow European-American (if I hadn't mentioned it yet) and to other European-Americans.

European-Americans. European-Americans. European-Americans.

Hopefully, the half-ton of sarcasm lets people know how absolutely sick I am of the left and their group-identiy politics. I must admit though, it's been entertaining watching the wife of the "first black president," Bill Clinton, have black people turn their backs on them and support their "African-American candidate." Just goes to show, no matter how "black" the Clintons thought they were, they're still just a couple of white politicians. The same game they have played and mastered for decades - divide/pander/conquer - just came back and bit them in the ass.

Sweet, sweet irony.

Until next time.....

-MM