apologize to muslims here at this thread.

I'll apologize for a friggin' cartoon when those a-holes apologize for 9/11.

Dear Muslims, Please accept my apology, I have been so insensitive and biased. Your actions dating back thousands of years have led me to believe that you are all murderous cowards bent on controlling the world. I'm sorry your prophet Muhomo (whatever) has brainwashed you all to believe violence is virtuous, hatred is necessary, and terror might get you a tent full of virgins in the afterlife. I'm sor..... Wait a minute. I'm not sorry. I'm pissed. All Muslims can go straight to our hell and reap the afterlife they truly deserve.

I'm really sorry that the majority of the muslim world seems to lack the maturity and self confidence to take a joke.

And if they don't like their prophet being portrayed as a nut with a bomb, they should STOP BLOWING STUFF UP!!

I apologize. I'm sorry that islam exists. I'm sure most of the world agrees with me.

Eat bacon!

I appologise to the mulsims for letting you bastards into the civilized west!

I am sorry- that we were not thorugh in the crusades, I'm sorry that we left your religion to rot in the 7th century, I'm sorry that we never sacked Mecca and Medina. And I am sorry that Islam still exists and that we havent done something about it sooner-

But in all its the thought that count

I like to apologize that You fucking mooselimbs think defacing and hacking Websites makes you so brave - http://www.bamapachyderm.com/archives/2006/04/12/aarons-islamofascist-hacke rs/

But hey I also apologize for God giving you so small balls too.

I'd like to apologize to you subhuman dipshits that call yourselves muslisms. I actually think that you guys are crazy from sunstroke from hanging out in the desert. Your shitstain culture requires that you respect camels more than women. I'm also sorry that we have such a great military that we destroy your darkage wastelands without even trying. And all that you are capable of doing is shooting down an unmanned drone or two (woohoo...you're really gonna win a war that way) or using improvised explosives to kill a bunch of your own innocent people in hopes of killing an enemy. However you usually fail this because you are so inept. Too Bad

To the Followers of Homohammed...er, I'm sorry...Molest-hammad...dang, did it again...Mohammad, Muhammad, however you spell it... It is with sincerest apologies and regrets that we, the people of the United States, have progressed into the 21st Century, while you have stagnated in the 7th. We'll be more than happy to send you some books and pamphlets, such as Indoor Plumbing 101, Goats are Not Sexual Partners, and 1001 Ways To Cook Foods That Never Went Baah or Neigh. (bunch of knuckle-dragging, unibrowed throwbacks)

Yeah, I'm (spit in yer eye) sorry too. I'm sorry our father Abraham had one too many sons. I'm sorry that muslims are at war with every neighbor they have ever had.

I'm sorry that more of you don't blow yourselves up with your own freakin IED's that hurt our men who have more HONOR in one pinky than your entire nation. Big surprise when you die for Islam, there won't be 72 virgins there, there will be 72 Virginians waiting to KICK YOUR ASS, for what you did to us!!

I'm sorry that you're a bunch of immature babies who throw

• tantrums whenever someone looks at you cross-eyed.

I'm sorry mohogmed ever met up with Satan and started this whole islam crap. But then, who would we have to test new weapons out on. You guys heard about the new super-weapons coming down the ole AMerican pipe right? Oh, you think you hate cruise missles and bunker busters, you're gonna REALLY hate what's coming next! UP YOURS YOU MURDERING DEMONS.

I'm sorry the Crusaders didn't wipe out all of your ancestors during the Middle Ages.

Why do you need a tent full of virgin goats? One is not enough? I'm sorry for something; just can't remember for what. By the way, sticking your finger in the poo doesn't cover up the goat smell.

I'm first apologing for my bad and poor english :)

Then i'm sorry (but not surprised) to read what i did here. I wont loose time to explain my point of view in details.. i can't do the work for you.

THe only thing i can say is that, if you look back in the recent history, a certain lobby in the US gouvernment (to simplify, we can call it "the establishment":) wants ure country to constantly be under the pressure of an ennemy..

I wont criticize this fact because I probably will act the same if i was in this system..

Maybe Im not clear : about "the war on terror", just take a look at this document

http://www.projectcensored.org/Publications/2004/4.html

Off course, its only one example (that also could be untrue) of this kind of "flase flag operation"..

If your not afraid of viewing things upon an other angle, take a look on "Operation Northwood"..

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/

Or about the "Arab" (iranian in this case:) threat try this : Halliburton Charged with Selling Nuclear Technologies to Iran http://www.projectcensored.org/censored_2007/index.htm

http://www.wkjo.com/

I think the real target of a part of the "establishment" is the american people itself.. The war and military budget are "eating" the inside needs (medicare, birth death increasing, security..). Hoping you will receive these informations without offense, (it is quite normal for you to believe right now that I'm lunatic anti-american guy from europe.. and this could be true..). But THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW is to start reading about all this.. reading of historical or universitary books is hard.. but the answers are there. An economic alternative is the site wikipedia..

I hope people starts to realize the complexity of this world.. and the psychology of human beings :)

Take care guys!

Gee

I am sorry that you live in oppressed nations where you cannot act free in anyway (no, blowing yourselves up doesnt count).

I am sorry that you are devoid of entertainment, art, and culture.

I however am not sorry that America has been, is, and always will be the greatest nation on the face of this earth and there is NOTHING you can do to change this.

No matter how many innocent men, women, and children you slaughter, you will not bring down America.

Your cowardness will only make us stronger. Your attacks on our foundations of culture will only inspire us to create more.

YOU have a culture of death, your ultimate goal is death. WE are free and have life.

You cannot blow this up, you cannot kill it, YOU CANNOT STOP THIS. Freedom is the foundation of America and will continue to run through the blood of every American long after you are dead.

i see u in our hell

Death to all those muslim neo-nazi jew hating rock throwing bomb blowing jihadist! Falkers!

Ohhh, what a great idea. I'm so sorry we didn't drop a bomb on all of you Islamic terrorists years and years ago. I'm sorry you never grea up as a group and I'm sorry you never joined the civilized world. I'm sorry you belong to a different 'tribe' than life-loving human beings like me. I'm sorry we can't find each and evrey one of you and follow your lead, shoot you all in the head and be done with it.

I'm sorry I'm a Southern lady and too polite to say what I really think.

OMG... i just watched a vid on youtube that convinced me that "rugged individualism" is "selfish individualism". OMG all this time, i thought i was being rugged... boo hoo... OMG! i think i left the baby on the stove! BRB

i apologize while in lebanon last july for helping the israeli jets bomb the right places...

you know you bring it on yourselves, all this hate is reaping what you sow..so keep it up and pretty soon you will hate yourselves right out of existence..oh goody more virgins for us!!! by the way I AM NOT SORRY and I have just two words for you...BITE ME...m

I am sorry that islam is a festered cyst on a camels ass. I am sorry that its followers are the offspring of a thousand foul odors.

iam sorry you guys are unable to get with modern times iam sorry we did not nuke tou further into the stone age than you all ready are . long live the u.s.a now go cry to your u.n comrades .

I'm really sorry for being a woman, I know that makes me worse than a dog or a pig. Also having being out of the house today wihtout my husband accompanying me, I know I deserve to be buried waist deep in mud and stoned to death over two hours. I really do apologise.

Err..

I apologize to all moderate Muslims for not being sensitive enough to realize that it takes HUGE balls and TREMENDOUS Sack to stand up and condem a violent, radical fringe of your precious Islam. If it was really THAT precious to you, your true "Holy Men" would have already sent these muderous reprobates straight to hell...But then...That would take INCREDIBLE Sack and HUGE Balls...I'm sorry you don't have them but then again I'm sorry it just dawned on me that even if you did have the nuts, you wouldn't know how to use them anyway... Remember, Spectre is waiting...

Sooner or later you asshole Muslums are gonna start WWIII and cheer your achievements while you're partying with Satan in Hell! Oh yeah, and NUKE ISLAM!

I'm sorry Islam exists.

I apologize for calling you pieces of human garbage 'towelheads'. You less than worthless defective breed of subhumans actually wear little rolled up sheets on your heads, henceforth I shall call you 'little sheetheads.

I'm sorry Satan(pitcher) and Mohammed(catcher) had consensual anal sex and the resulting effluence was Islam. I'm also sorry Mohammed renamed Satan "Allah" pestilence be upon them.

I'm Sorry! Barack Hussein Obama

We're oh so sorry (not) we're chomping at the bit to waste your less-than-worthless subhuman asses with as many nuclear weapons as it takes to erase every vestige, trace, and remnant of the poisonous ideology of the Koran/Mein Kampf from the memory of mankind. Islam, be careful what you demand... you are 1 billion illiterate subhumans who have never invented anything versus 5 billion human beings...

Less than 70 years ago, the Nazis and Islam made common unashamed cause to destroy democracies and Civilization itself. The primitive political armed wing, Nazism, went too far. It was destroyed without pity or mercy on the battlefields of the 1940s, but the ideology behind NazIslam has the Left holding the West in suicidal thrall. The Left is more than willing to let slip from it's grasp all of Western Civilization (it's ALL NAZI to them); hundreds of millions of people will die to satiate the piety of the Religion of Peace, NazIslam.

• Allah'dolf Snackbar!

Oh yeah, my apology. I feel sorry that Muslims are a bunch of 7th century crybaby homos that are afraid of their own women. Allah'Dolf Snackbar 'n' all that, now it's time for the show-down.

I'm sorry I murdered a whole bunch of kids with a .50caliber machine gun. If it wasn't for Ted Kennedy and me, most Americans would trust that Democrats want America To Survive, but sadly, Democrats no longer believe it...I'm So Sorry, DhimmiCrats!

The flies buzzing around Mohammed's dirty diaper are the highest form of life deriving any benefit from Islam.

• Just a stream-of-consciousness observation.

• Carry on...

yeah right, apologize 2 Islam.

• I'm not sorry we're going to have a big face-off in a huge World War that we didn't start. After you sacrifice the women and children you're hiding behind, you'll be drilled by AC-130s and the USAF.

• I apologize to fellow human beings that the Muslim breed of humanity demands subjugation-by-force-and -threats-of-extermination upon all civilized people. (Everyone else) And then they exterminate kuffars (infidels, non-Muslims).

• After a few cursory readings of the MM, it should be apparent which side of the fence you're on.

How DARE YOU apologise on behalf of so-called Civilisation, casting off your failures onto Islam/Muslims!

• Within 25 years, the Mecca of infidel dhimmi q'fars shall be Oswiecim (Auschwitz), especially if they smoke.

• I'm sorry, most Jews smoke.

I'm sorry I didn't turn in that one muslim-terrorist guy named Jihad, the neighborhood Muslim that always was more than happy to explain the technical details of timers and igniters. Over a few beers. I used to question him on the quandry of a shahid getting drunk with Kuffars (1997).

• Mohammed Jihad is your typical every-day Wahabbi or Salafist pro-Nazi "activist", supported by the suicidal illiberal Left.

I'm sorry I'm not a dhimmi, I'm sorry I don't have a death wish, and I'm sorry I don't like to be dominated sexually. In other words, I'm not a leftist. I'm also sorry we didn't pursue into the middle-east after WW2 to kill ever single living nazi. When our SUV's are done with your oil, you'll all starve to death, and I'll have fun sending my charity money to some billionaire instead of you. Then you can thank Allah, or whatever you call that demon you worship like cultists. You'll be serving as his virgins in hell, or maybe as his prepubescent boys hum? And moderate mudslims, either speak up, or when the shit hits the fan you're going to die too. OK? fair enough. In conclusion I'm sorry the true god has rewarded his true followers with peace and prosperity, and the devil has rewarded his followers with sand, butt cracks adapted to insertion of sand, salt water and sand.

Hey Swissguy. Here's the difference between our country and yours. The MAJORITY of people in our country DO NOT live off the state. And we DO NOT have the highest suicide rate in the world either. So....until your people get their act together, keep your unwanted advice to yourself. Liberal pansy.

I'm sorry I can't afford the plane ticket and ammo it would take to go over there and blow all of your fucking heads off.

RWR

MUSLIMS! Fit in or.... FUCK OFF

Good comment, Stowboi. It's nice to know not everybody in Europe is liberal and afraid.

I am sorry that you must put up with so many close minded and idiotic people. I am sorry that these so-called Christians have never actually read the Bible and hardly know what they're talking about. I am sorry that so many preach peace and love and then turn so much hatred against you. i am sorry that Muslims have become stereotyped because of the actions of a few, and also sorry that so many Christian's actions have made their God seem less.

And in case anyone was wondering, the Bible also condones the consumption of pig.

Ummm...luinleft...just in case you didn't notice-THEY STARTED IT!! Oh and have you also missed that they call us the great satan? Idiot liberal.

I am terribly sorry. I am terribly sorry that a whacked-out pedophilic camel-driver came up with a book and somehow snookered enough people into believing that this book, which gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "holy shit!" could ever be the word of God. I am terribly sorry that muslims have no choice but to kill harmless civilians: men, women and children. I am sorry that they have no other way to spread their religion except to breed like rabbits or kidnap innocents and force them to convert. I am sorry that the world hasn't taken a closer look at the chummy, almost brotherly and loving relationship that existed between Adolph Hitler and that peace loving grand-mufti of Jerusalem. Can you feel the love now? I am sorry that they have to live under a system of laws (Shariah) that make women second or third class citizens and outlaws practically everything in life that could bring a little joy into a person's life. No wonder so many muslims look to unhappy and eternally anal-retentive. The ARE unhappy and anal-retentive.

I am sorry the Israel stopped cleaning Egypt's, Jordan's and Syria's clocks in 1967. I am sorry that Israel didn't drive the egyptians into the sea as that egyptians wanted to do to the israelis. I am sorry that the so-called "palestinians" have it so rough. I am sorry that 2/3 of those peace-loving "palestinians" voted a bunch of terrorist bastards who never deserved to even once see the light of day into power, thus making the so-called "palestinian" people complicit in terrorism.

I am sorry that a mosque was ever built in the USA. I am sorry that muslims live in the USA, for, because of their god-forsaken ideology and god-damned culture of death and destruction, not one single one of them deserves to live in a land as free and gracious as the USA.

In short, I am sorry that God almighty allowed Islam to appear as a religion. I would not be sorry were it to disappear.

I am so sorry that the United States is busy stealing money from it's citizens for government waste, fraud, and abuse instead of doing what's right and liberal. Like crushing the dirty slimy stinking ideology of fundamentalist NazIslam, Destruction Be Upon Them. And their toady-Nazi Leftists too.

• Fuck Islam. There are 6 billion human beings, and the Muslims purport to be part of the human family. You're Not! Humanity wants nothing to do with Islam or Muslims, fuck off, we want you dead before you murder us. Islam and Muslims have contributed less than nothing to the wisdom or learning of humankind, and this is a very sad realization.

• Islam seeks to destroy all forms of life for no reason, other than to see if they're allowed to.

• Fuck Islam and your little prophet too. Fuck you, Mohammed.

• Oh yeah, I'm sorry!

I wanted to stop in again to add how quickly I'm sorry there's such a thing, an insanity, as Islam. Has Islamic culture invented anything other than the suicide vest/bomb (they probably stole it from Bushido Japan).

• Islam is an inferior culture populated by backwards seething primitives. And the most backwards worship the moon-god, mohammed. There gas been zero-check on the rabid followers of Hitler and bin-Laden to Islamic paradise.

• Whether we like it or not, Islam is imposing upon the West a comprehensive jihad.

• Most of what was once known as America now supports living under the tyranny and slavery of JIHAD>

• REPUBLICANS are cowardly pro-appeasement Leftists, just imagine how the MediaCrat party is spinning the imminent defeat against terrorism. Day after day, Western newspapers will publish how evil fascist AmurKKKa was driven from 'a land of diversity'.

• Leftists care not a whit for diversity, whatever that is, unless you can clearly see U.S. or U.K. casualties. Then a blood-bath, again. And pin it on America instead of cowardly international Leftist appeasement.

• Leftists Suck Ass.

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I'm sorry you of the Ummah are incapable of thinking for yourselves. I'm sorry that the wonderful civilization you had while Europe was suffering in its Dark Age finally collapsed and now the Ummah is having its OWN Dark Age!! (because really REALLY it was a fuck of a nice place, seriously, I studied that era!!) Man, I'm so friggin' sorry that you of the Ummah refuse to break the chains of religious slavery and psychological oppression the same way Europe finally did after WWII. I'm WAILING sorry that you bomb-wearing Shahids hide in the midst of YOUR OWN GODS-DAMNED CIVILIANS so that when the USS New Jersey fucks your day up in a highly terminal fashion, a whole shitload of innocent Muslim women and kids get blown to bits and YOU SIT THERE AND ACCUSE *US* of atrocities!!?? Boy am I rippin' my hair out in grief at the Taleban who were committing a slow genocide on THEIR OWN POPULATION by not permitting their women to see male doctors or get help when having their kids and running up the infant mortality rate to a truly shocking degree. Well that's what you get when you fuck over the Buddhas of Bamiyan, goatbunghole suckers!! I'm shit-all sorry that you Ummah people are so piss-boilingly stupid that you think you can get away with murdering Theo Van Gogh AND THREATENING THE LIVES OF DANISH ARTISTS OVER CARTOONS!! I'm-gonna-pull-out-my-teeth-with-pliers SORRY that the pweshus widdle Muswims in Helsinki get to have their speshul widdle pwiviledge of a sepwate day at the PUBLIC TAXPAYER-PAID swimming pools so they don't powwute their oh-so-Islamically PYOOOOORE pweshus PWESHUS widdle selves with the ritually-impure company of infidel goddamn-it-all Finns WHO BY THE EVER-FUCKING WAY GO TO SAUNA and are THE CLEANEST PEOPLE ON EARTH and I know fuck well the rabbis and the Lutherans would get their asses laughed right the Hell off of Arcadia Hill if they *dared* to ask for the same privilege even as a joke.

Because gods damn it all I'd rather hang out in a frakkin' mudhole and get drunk on kossu with a pile of Finns (and a few fellow Yanks tossed in for good measure) rather than dip my foot in a chorinated swimming pool full of Ummah-critters.

I'll apologize to the muslims living in America. They had the good sense to get the hell out of their insane systems and don't deserve to be treated like crap for it. I'll also apologize to the muslim children currently being held without charges and without access to the judicial system in Guantanamo. Torturing children is wrong, regardless of who does it or why. I'm also willing to apologize to the rest of the children of extremist muslims. I'm sorry the world they live in allows their parents and their state to indoctrinate them into that kind of insanity. And I can even apologize to the average muslims. The ones who are just trying to get to work every day and home to their families every night just like every other normal person on earth. They didn't do anything to me, and I'm truly upset with the fact that my country's administration keeps referring to them as "collateral damage" instead of "people". The rest of them, the able bodied grown muslims who choose to be colossal douchebags... they can sod off, and they can stay the hell out of my country while they're doing it. Yell whatever you want from the top of your own jungle gym, but if you come over to the big kids' side of the playground and start throwing rocks, expect to get your asses kicked. That's the way the world works.

what a mob of ignorant knuckle draggers..