koranimals fall down go boom.

So what happens when you get thousands upon thousands of rabid koranimals walking around in a huge circle like drones? Inevitabley, one of them will trip over luggage and 110 of them will be crushed, and another 1,000 injured. Wherever they go, people just end up dying. Riots. Stampedes. Bombs. Murders. They'll find a way, even if it's on accident.

MECCA, Saudi Arabia - Muslim pilgrims rushing to complete a symbolic stoning ritual on the last day of the hajj tripped over luggage Thursday, and at least 110 people were killed and 1,000 injured, Saudi medical officials said.

The stampede occurred as tens of thousands of pilgrims headed toward al-Jamarat, a series of three pillars representing the devil that the faithful pelt with stones to purge themselves of sin.

I'm sorry, call me an evil bastard, but I can't quit laughing at the cause of this. Luggage? LMAO! Maybe we have a new weapon in the war on terror. Next time they are all packed together chanting "death to ameddika," we need not bomb them. Just drop hundres of suitcases around so they'll just end up squashing each other like bugs. It's much more econimically viable also, being that luggage is far cheaper than j-dams.

 UPDATE *** - Apparently, satan has won the "Battle of the Hajj" by a score of 345-0. Quite a blowout, eh. Maybe those darned koranimals will learn not to throw things at statues of evil, pissed off angels banished to a realm of fire. After all, he can strategically place luggage wherever he so chooses to. LMAO!!!!

new weapon in the war on terror.