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posted Friday, 10 November 2006

Sometimes when you blog, things fall into your lap that are too good to be true. This is one of those times.


In the post below, someone left a comment calling myself and some others ignorant. This intellectually superior being reaaallly let us have it.


What was the best part you ask? When he said that none of us have any INCITE.


Yes, you read that right. Evidently, none of us like to cause a ruckus, raise hell, or instigate trouble.


I'd question his use of the word, but being that he has a 50 bazillion IQ, I wouldn't dare.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


It's not too often someone accuses other of being ignorant then shows their own in the same paragraph. Thank you Capt. for the entertainment. You've brightened my day.


And thanks to Daily Carrier too, that comment you posted might have been the best of all time on this blog. I laughed my ass off.


And just to clear things up, here's some links below...


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Go ahead and click those links to be enlightened. Especially if you're like me and have no INCITE!


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1. The Capt. left...
Friday, 10 November 2006 11:52 am

So you caught a misspelled word. Like you haven't done the same. You can try to `Kerry' me but you didn't address the gist of the comment. Your arguments are infantile.

I like your banter because it just shows how little your mind is. Love ya!


2. TN Daily Carrier left...
Friday, 10 November 2006 5:06 pm

Thanks for the kind, correct, words MM!

I just couldn't pass that one up!

Capt, the word wasn't misspelled. It was the WRONG WORD.

I could dive into the the wonderful world of synonyms and explain them to you, but that will be $29.99. And remember, since you did respond within two business you get a FREE lesson with the purchase of a paid one!!! USPS money orders ONLY, please.

I will, however, hand out a free quote I heard somewhere once...

"When you find yourself in a hole, QUIT DIGGING!!!!!"


3. TN Daily Carrier left...
Friday, 10 November 2006 5:14 pm

P.S.

If you are finally paying attention Capt, you will notice the use of the WRONG WORD in my comment above. No, it isn't misspelled, it is the use of the wrong word.

Hint,

Read the fourth sentence carefully. There should be a 'homo' in there somewhere, and I do NOT mean a 'flamin' fag'.


4. Moonbat Monitor left...
Friday, 10 November 2006 8:55 pm

Capt. you are right.

I must lack INCITE!

LMAO!!


5. april left...
Saturday, 11 November 2006 9:54 am

MM, you're a hoot! A whole post!! What a chuckle. Daily Carrier, good job. This blog is too much fun!


6. RightWingRocker left...
Saturday, 11 November 2006 6:46 pm :: http://rightwingrocker.blogspot.com

I love the way people come around criticizing people's intelligence and in the same breath misspelling SIMPLE WORDS to the point they're using homonyms. I teach seventh graders who can do better.

RWR


7. RightWingRocker left...
Saturday, 11 November 2006 6:48 pm :: http://rightwingrocker.blogspot.com

On a side note, I'd love to know what this liberal has for insight after he sits down and reads the Constitution.

Let me know when you've read it, Captain, and we'll talk, ok?

(IF you can, in fact read, that is)

RWR


8. RightWingRocker left...
Sunday, 12 November 2006 3:01 am :: http://rightwingrocker.blogspot.com

Just a thought, guys ...

If we don't have much in the way of INCITE, does that mean that we have OUTCITE, and if so, what the fuck is OUTCITE anyway??

HAHAHA

RWR


9. april left...
Sunday, 12 November 2006 10:05 am

Being a nonintellectual I do enjoy watching the occasional bi**hslap. Thanks, guys.


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Sunday, 12 November 2006 10:25 am

I can never get enough of this blog! Keep up the good work! Now even my daughter is hooked!


11. leftwingmuthafucka left...
Thursday, 1 March 2007 11:50 am

~Just a heads up~ "RIGHTWINGROCKER". When criticizing someone for their use of a misspelled word, you may want to consider using correct grammar to do so.

"I love the way people come around criticizing people's intelligence and in the same breath misspelling SIMPLE WORDS to the point they're using homonyms."

I believe it would be "misspell SIMPLE WORDS" not "misspelling". It concerns me that you teach seventh graders. Hopefully it's math and not english.


12. RightWingRocker left...
Tuesday, 18 September 2007 12:10 am :: http://rightwingrocker.blogspot.com

leftwingmuthafucka left... Thursday, 1 March 2007 11:50 am

~Just a heads up~ "RIGHTWINGROCKER". When criticizing someone for their use of a misspelled word, you may want to consider using correct grammar to do so.

... "I love the way people come around criticizing people's intelligence and in the same breath misspelling SIMPLE WORDS to the point they're using homonyms."

I believe it would be "misspell SIMPLE WORDS" not "misspelling". It concerns me that you teach seventh graders. Hopefully it's math and not english. ...

You would be well-advised to take The Daily Carrier's advice, as given to "The Capt."

"When you find yourself in a hole, QUIT DIGGING!!!!!"

Let's analyze my alleged failure to use "correct grammar" ...

Here is what I said, even as you quoted it:

"I love the way people come around criticizing people's intelligence and in the same breath misspelling SIMPLE WORDS to the point they're using homonyms."

... and your attempt at a correction ...

...I believe it would be "misspell SIMPLE WORDS" not "misspelling"....

Actually, you can congratulate yourself for having the agility to insert your foot directly into your mouth, idiot.

Let's have a little lesson on what is known as "parallel construction", shall we??

What you see, if you can get yourself to understand this, is actually TWO sentences (connected by the word "and"). They are:

"I love the way people come around criticizing people's intelligence."

and

"I love the way people come around misspelling SIMPLE WORDS to the point they're using homonyms."

When adding a conjunction and combining the sentences together, you must keep the cases of the verbs the same - CRITICIZING and MISSPELLING.

So, hopefully you're not out there educating our youth about anything to do with the language, because you obviously have no clue whatsoever.

Fuck you.

RWR