test out our new weapon at pakistani protests!

There's an old saying I like - "strike while the iron's hot" - and that's what I think we should do! At the recent luggage-induced stampede in the Hajj, we saw how effective randomly placed suitcases can be at causing frothing koranimals to stomp each other to death, hence our new weapon in the WoT - the Non-Explosive Unguided Suitcase Obstacle. (NeUSO for short) Well, it seems that we've got a great opportunity to test the NeUSO on some more koranimals, this time in Pakistan. Thousands upon thousands of angry koranimals are out in the dirt streets of Pakistan protesting the air-strike that killed over a dozen hut-dwellers, or whatever. I can think of no better time for our first NeUSO strike! Read my lips - B-52 + Hundreds of NeUSO's = dead koranimals! Someone get ahold of the Pentagon! This could really work!

Now, if we could just get Piglet images on all the NeUSOs. Gawd, can you imagine the terror?

And to see the U.S. newest weapon that is likely to get muslims worldwide to stampede each other, just click here. Think of this - the "Piglet Backpack NeUSO." Whoa!

Respect thy Piglet, for he is your master!