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Worst commercial ever

posted Friday, 7 October 2005

Burger King has made the worst commercial of all time. It's even worse than the "I've fallen, and I can't get up" commercial. Actually, I think it's downright creepy. The commercial goes as follows....

A guy is standing in a forest chopping down a tree. When the tree falls, there is a man standing behind it. That right there is enough to scare the hell out of most people, but not this lumberjack! It gets even worse too. The hiding man is wearing a mask - a king costume with a crown and everything, and he's holding a friggin' burger. Plus, the "hiding man" won't talk, he just stands there with the burger while wearing this creepy king mask that has a perverted grin on it. For whatever reason, the guy that was chopping down the tree takes the burger instead of running like hell or hitting this freak with his ax.

Sum that up. Man chops down tree. Another man is hiding behind tree. Hiding man is in a costume. Hiding man is offering lumberjack a sandwich. Lumberjack takes sandwich. All is well.

What the hell????

If someone stalked me at work, was wearing a costume, wouldn't say a word, and then tried to offer me sandwich, I'd call the police - right after I ran away from this freak. I don't care how good the sandwich looked.

 FREAK!

right wing news noticed this odd commmercial too




1. Jeff R left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 10:11 am

The commercial is actually scarier then the Blair witch movie. I'd carve the dude up with the saw.


2. Moonbat Monitor left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 10:42 am

yeah me too. That freak would me missin a limb or two if he pulled that shit on me.


3. Jeff R left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 1:46 pm

Oh man, you know what's fun. I went over to david corn and saw what they were complaining about today and typed that subject into your virtual moonbat bot at the top of the page, and use what it spits out as a posting over there.

I am kind of bored at work, if you couldn't tell.


4. Moonbat Monitor left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 2:09 pm

LOL.

im doing it next.


6. Moonbat Monitor left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 2:20 pm

LMAO

check out the posts under autorantic virtual moonbat


7. Moonbat Monitor left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 2:20 pm

just copy and paste


8. Moonbat Monitor left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 2:23 pm

Holy shit this is hilarious!

I'm guessing you are under the name "homer"


9. Jeff R left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 2:23 pm

They will email the address you leave them - I guess Homer@stfu.com is gonna get some hate mail.

They must be getting use to me, they aren't really playing.


10. Jeff R left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 2:38 pm

Yeah, homer, howard dean (hd@UpChinasAss.com), howie feltersnatch (smellyhippy@aclu.org), and Sandy Vagina.


11. Diane left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 6:10 pm :: http://www.dianesstuff.com

You haven't seen the one where he's in some dude's bed in the morning? Talk about fucked up!


12. Moonbat Monitor left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 7:43 pm

In his bed????

fuck that!

I'd beat him silly with his own charity burger.


13. MacStansbury left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 7:55 pm :: http://macstansbury.org

Whatever happened to those Hootie commercials? those rocked! I even got a whole page devoted to them. and yes, it still gets massive traffic. I have the rare 60-second version.

these "wake up with the King" commercials are just stupid. and those ones with Darth Vader killed all respect I had for Lucas.


14. Moonbat Monitor left...
Friday, 7 October 2005 8:22 pm

Hootie really took a step down, didn't he

From a multi-platinum pop artist, to BK commercials.

But Brooke Burke was in that, so I didn't mind watching it.


15. mel left...
Sunday, 9 October 2005 7:14 pm :: http://finelineweb.com/blog/mel/

1. The one with the guy waking up to see the king in his bed is the creepiest shit ever.

2. I was so disappointed in hootie when I saw him dressed as a cowboy on the BK commercials!